Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Day 3 of 14: Krems

A fun day with B and her oldest, best friend M.

B and I took the subway into the 3rd District to meet M at the hospital where she works as consultant for the kidney department.

First thing I noticed: while this ain't the finest of Vienna's hospitals, according to both B and M, I must say I find it a very civilized culture when the hospital cafeteria offers WINE along with the various other beverages. Imagine that in a US hospital. Then imagine what they'd try to charge you for a glass.

M took us upstairs to meet some of her colleagues and take a tour. We saw the rooms where the patients were undergoing dialysis. This takes about four hours, and each bed has a flat-screen TV angled downward so the patient can occupy themselves during the blood cleansing. All the patients, approximately twenty of them, were together in three large adjacent rooms.

There was a private room where a patient was hooked up to a machine. M explained that this patient had hepatitis, and though it isn't neccesary to segregate these patients from the others for any medical reasons, officials in the ministry of health decreed that they had to be segregated. M walked in and started showing us how everything worked, pointing out which tube carried blood FROM the patient, into the machine, and which tube led from the machine carrying the cleansed blood BACK INTO the patient. I tried to look at the machine more than the patient, an elderly woman who took this intrusion calmly but who probably would have preferred we'd stay the fuck out of her room.

Then M took us to the 15th floor so I could get a few panoramic shots of Vienna, like this:


If you click on the pic to enlarge it, you'll notice snowy patches in the hills in the far background. These are the vineyards just north of where B lives, where we were walking my first day here. And as I mentioned, you can imagine the view you'd have of Vienna from those hills, particularly at night, the city lit up and spread before you.

M slipped out of her doc clothes into street clothes and we hit the highway, heading for Krems, a beautiful little town located in the Wachau. I encourage you to click on the links and scroll down to see how beautiful this area and this 1000-year-old town are.

We were here mainly to visit the "Sculptures of the American Dream" exhibit at Kunsthalle Krems, the local art museum. More on that in a moment.

There was another bit of fun, though: It turns out we were arriving just in time for the start of Faschingsumzug, a parade having something to do with the culmination of carnival, or the end of Lent, or some kind of religious bullshit I can't seem to wrap my mind around. But the celebration itself, the fun of it, the costumes the people wore, the overall good feeling, was something even this pagan could enjoy.

People lined the narrow cobblestone street and watched the parade participants walk or ride by. There were all kinds of costumes, and the participants threw candy toward the crowd, blew huge clouds of feathers and confetti on us, and---my favorite part---would occasionally stop for a few moments to pour shots of schapps or Most for us to drink! Most is a kind of wine-like alcoholic beverage made from apples or pears, but it isn't sweet. Me likes!

BELOW: Here's a dramatic pic of a parade participant contributing to the deliquency of an old man by offering him a glass of Most.
















BELOW: A pretty little Austrian girl dressed up in Japanese regalia.





















BELOW: Stilt Boy. This dude was a good juggler; he and another guy, not on stilts, juggled three pins, then one by one tossed the pins to the other guy, who then juggled them, then back and forth like that.




















BELOW:
This was one of my favorites. While not the most colorful parade display, click on the pic to enlarge it and you will see that the person is portraying Obama in the White House. You can barely make out the US flag at the top of the cardboard "White House," and the sign on the left says "Obama Moves Into the White House." Some people were chanting "Yes We Can!" and encouraging their children to chant along with them.

The sign on the right says: Bye Bye Bush.
















Black people are hard to come by in the Wachau, so we can forgive this person her heartfelt "blackface" imitation of Obama.

As a side note: I am no fan of politicians of any party. For the most part I find them despicable liars, or at the very least masterful bullshitters. I am neither Republican nor Democrat nor anything else but independent, but I have to say Bush fucked up royally. Bush is a guy I might actually enjoy having a beer with, assuming he'd DRINK a motherfucking beer, and he might actually be likeable, kind of, if he was just sitting around talking about cows or baseball, or something.

Obama has so many inheirited problems to cope with it will be a miracle if he isn't ultimately seen as a horrible failure, but probably so would anyone coming into office at this point in US history. I happen to like the fact that the guy has a damned BRAIN and doesn't feel the need to pretend he's not an Ivy-Leaguer, unlike Bush who is the very motherfucking DEFINITION of an "elitist" but somehow managed to bullshit his fans into thinking he was a good 'ol boy. Really? Daddy was head of CIA, vice president, president, ultra-wealthy, from a connected family, Bush attended Yale---and he's a good 'ol boy? Horseshit. I've spent most of my life around Joe Sixpack chuckleheads and let me tell you: Bush isn't one of them. Well, maybe the chucklehead part.

Now onto the art exhibit.

Duane Hanson was an incredibly talented US artist who made hyperrealistic sculptures of ordinary human beings. I'd seen his works in photos but never before in person. In this exhibit in Krems I got a chance to see the real thing and let me tell you, some of these sculptures were indistinguishable from a real human being. Hanson spent an incredible amount of time and trouble manufacturing, dressing, and painting these sculptures.

Hanson made it a point to offer up social commentary in his work. I'm not going to try to describe it or explain it, but I encourage you to click on the links and Google his work and see for yourself. I don't think Hanson was trying to be holier-than-thou or make fun of the types of people he portrayed---instead, I get the idea he thought it was kind of sad that people would just settle for a life of spiritual and intellectual death. There's nothing wrong with being ordinary, or having an ordinary job. But there's nothing that says the janitor (for instance) can't also have a taste for opera or architecture or literature. There's nothing that says the fat guy sipping a beer while riding his lawn mower can't also be politically astute, or have an interest in fashion. They are not neccesarily mutually exclusive.

If you look at Hanson's sculptures, you'll see the so-called "ordinary" person. If he or she is ordinary, it's not because he or she failed to become rich or famous or have friends who possess those qualities, but rather because the person believed he had to follow some kind of bullshit SCRIPT that required compliance. I've spent a lifetime around people of the kind Hanson sculpted, and most of them are decent and fairly likeable people. But they aren't too often very THOUGHTFUL or REFLECTIVE or CONTEMPLATIVE people, and that's the tragedy----not that they're overweight or have bad diets or are unattractive or don't get invited to cocktail parties. No---the real tragedy is that they typecast themselves.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Day 2 of 14: Walkabout, Art, Valentine's Day Dinner

It stopped snowing. This morning about 4:30, I heard the sound of snow shovels on the sidewalk below. There wasn't a lot of snow, but there was enough, and they're diligent about clearing it here.

We took the streetcar to town and walked around window shopping. I'm not much of a shopper but I see things in Vienna I don't see in the states. At least, not in Oklahoma---I'm sure you'd see Prada and Cartier and Ralph Lauren and that other shit in Manhattan. That kind of stuff ain't for me, but from time to time it's interesting to look at, if for no other reason than to wonder why someone would spend the price of a good used car for a purse.

It was overcast and just a bit rainy, and the occasional horse-drawn carriage clip-clopped along the cobblestones. I told B: "If I stumble upon a decent man-purse in one of these shops, I'll take a look." And I did see some good looking murses, but they were leather and very expensive. Nice to look at (and, oddly enough, to smell) but too fancy for this Jethro.

Dropped into the Cafe Hawelka for a coffee.

Then to the Belvedere to check out the Alfons Mucha exhibit. This guy was a hell of a graphic artist, and prolific to boot.

Illustrators don't get their due. "Serious" artists like Picasso get the glory but give me a good illustrator any day. Norman Rockwell was no slouch, and I really liked his depictions of Americana (whimsical though they may be.) But Mucha's stuff is even more enjoyable to me, mostly because he masterfully combines realism with fantasy.

Check out his work; here's an example:





















And while Mucha did a lot of commercial illustrations, he was also a "serious" painter. Google his stuff and see for yourself.

We took the streetcar to the Rathaus (city hall) to check out the ice-skating rink they've set up.





















Then we took the streetcar to Hansen, a very nice restaurant in the basement of the former stock exchange.

I like to eat, and I like good food, but it's rare for me to spend too much $$$ on dinner. However, I wanted to take B somewhere nice for a belated Valentine's Day treat. When the 14th rolled around this year, she was in Vienna and I was wherever the hell I usually am, so we figured this would be our special day.

Check out the menu. What would you have ordered?

And as long as we're talking about food, what about this?

















The cancer continues to spread, even here. Well---what the McFuck ya gonna do?

Maybe in Vienna, if you're tired of ordering the same old McShit, you can get a McWienerschnitzel.

I dunno. Maybe I'm a snob about this kind of thing.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Day 1 of 14: Arrival In Vienna & A Snowy Hike

Arrived in snowy Vienna.

No problems with the flights. OKC to Washington DC, DC to Vienna.

It's about 8.5 hours DC to Vienna. About an hour into the flight, I popped a couple of Halcyon, and that was it: Slumberland, Daddy-O! Didn't get the first drink, the meal, the second drink, breakfast, nothing. Woke up about 90 minutes before the plane landed, my head full of dreams.

Snowy in Vienna and the traffic was relatively light. B drove me to her parents' house, where I had coffee and cake and conversation. Then back to her place for a hearty brunch---homemade sauerkraut paprika soup, garlic bread with anchovy butter, hot tea.

She's in the living room watching skiing, which the Austrians are apeshit for. Me, less apeshit about it, thought I'd take this opportunity to show you how I do my flying thing.


















This is a backpack and a briefcase, and they contain everything I need for two weeks. I DO NOT and WILL NOT CHECK LUGGAGE. If I can't carry it on the plane, I'm carrying TOO MUCH.

Clothes go in the backpack. Clothes are squishy, and so with the compression straps on the pack you can cinch everything down into the smallest possible shape. This pack fits easily into the smallest overhead bin.

The briefcase contains all the ancillary stuff. I keep it under the seat in front of me on the plane.

Here's the contents of the briefcase. From left to right, top row:

Mobile phone, mobile phone manual, car charger, reading glasses, sun glasses, toiletries, water bottle.

Second row: MP3 player, spare earbuds, 3 X 5 cards, deoderant.

Third row: USB cord for camera / mobile phone / Zoom H2, spare batteries, media cards, Zoom H2 audio recorder, miniature tripod, electric clippers, bag of beef jerky.

Fourth row: card reader, vitamins / minerals / medicine, fanny pack, notebooks.

Traveling light is the only way to fly.

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LATER:

I took a little nap after brunch. Then we took a walk.

B lives very near the vineyards which lie to the north of Vienna. Walk a few blocks and you're on the Beethovengang, a very quiet residential street. On your left, a small creek. On your right, big houses. Eventually the houses give way to vineyards and you find yourself climbing ever higher. If you keep going you're a couple of hundred feet up and can see Vienna and the Danube below you. The pic below isn't THAT scene, but gives a general idea of the lay of the land:

















You can adopt grapevines in the name of someone special to you. This is to preserve the wine culture of this area, an effort to keep the vineyards from vanishing only to be replaced by obnoxious hilltop mansions. Below, a few bipartisan examples of grapevine sponsorship:














The Pope, Joey Rats, was also represented grapevine-wise. And in one vineyard, the Pope's vine was right next door to that of Georg Gänswein, a handsome priest who is the Pope's secretary---and reputed by some (especially my girlfriend) to be Joey Rats' BOYFRIEND.

I thought: How romantic. Side by side, they can suck each others' grapes throughout eternity.

Our walk ended at Fidelio, the neighboorhood restaurant where we had soup and wine...